Car Launches: From Panel Vans to Bentleys

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You might imagine that new car launches are one long round of posh hotels, exotic locations and exciting roads.  Some of them are.

I’ve driven a Bentley Continental GT Speed round a race circuit covered in rutted ice so slippery it was hard to stand up. Before letting me have a go the test driver said: ‘I’m going to turn off the traction control and floor it.’ He did, which was quite exciting.

I’ve been to Spain, Portugal and Nice, driven electric Smart cars around Monaco and ultra rare, ultra valuable 1930s Mercedes classics through the streets of Los Angeles.

The most recent launch was the Mazda 2 in charming but less exotic Salcombe, Devon, with a gaggle of writers including fellow ‘WeBuyAnyCar’ columnist Sue Baker. We flew from Biggin Hill in an executive jet whose compact interior felt like the inside of a leather line toothpaste tube and stayed at a delightful boutique hotel overlooking Salcombe Bay. The car was nice, and getting paid to experience it in these surroundings was no pain at all, but some events have been less congenial.
Way back in the 1990s I was invited to the launch of a small Japanese panel van, that was making its European debut at the Brussels Commercial Vehicle Show, which was just about as exciting as it sounds. The thing was hidden under what appeared to be a large white bed sheet, which was whipped away to reveal a small, innocuous white van. This was a very blokey gathering, and the chaps from the van and lorry press seemed like a nice bunch.

Perhaps the strangest vehicle launch I’ve done involved a German coachbuilder that made hearses. We were collected from Stuttgart airport by the managing director, a thirty-something thrusting corporate type who drove a hellishly powerful AMG Mercedes C Class estate. He used it to hurl us down an Autobahn at terrifying speed, as I cringed and hoped that I would not end up in one of his firm’s creations as a result.
I was part of a group comprising a mix of journalists and undertakers. One was a lugubriously funny bloke from Wales, who confided that he would be sad to see his old hearse go. ‘It’s based on a Ford Scorpio, and it’s got a Cosworth engine, so it’s quick,’ he said. ‘At the lights, it can give the hot hatch boys a bit of a surprise.’

These days car launches are pretty serious affairs, with some writers eschewing the hospitality to be the first to get their words online, but I did hear a story, which I hope is true, from an earlier, perhaps less serious age.
An elderly and now sadly departed motoring journalist was staying with a carmaker at a posh Swedish hotel. He had a credit card shaped plastic room entry key, and late in the evening couldn’t make it work, so got the hotel receptionist to use a universal passkey to let him into the room, which turned out to belong to a businessman. The journalist had become confused about the floor he was on. The resultant commotion could be heard in the hotel’s reception, three floors below.

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