Footballers and Their Cars: The Most Garish Cars In Football History


Footballers are known for their extravagant lifestyles, some more so than others…not mentioning any names (yet!). Luxurious houses, designer gear and flashy cars. But some can take it a little too far, to the point when you just want to face palm. So without further ado, here are some of the most garish cars in the history of football.

El Hadi Diouf – Love him or loathe him, you can’t help but cringe at his gold Cadillac Escalade.

El Hadi Diouf Gold Car - Cadillac 4x4


Mario Balotelli – Perhaps someone should let him know the purpose of camouflage is too blend in.



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Jermaine Pennant – Who knew an Aston Martin could look so bad?!

Jermaine Pennant Shiny Chrome Aston Martin


William Gallas – Another chrome monstrosity. This time to a Mercedes Mclaren.

William Gallas - Chrome Mercedes Mclaren


Stephen Ireland – We could probably do an entire article on his “modified cars”, but this was definitely his most ridiculous.

Stephen Ireland Pink Alloys and Trim - Land Rover


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